vous voulez parler avec dieu ?

il parle anglais, et si on lui demende, il parle un peu français

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html



mais il parle mal chinois!

Lou, Dieu y me dit pas de travailler, il me dit pas d'aller me coucher non plus... Je fais quoooooooi???

Excellent !!

Me:
tu parles francais ?
God:
Bien entendu. C est ma langue maternelle.
Me:
ca va ?
God:
Is that French?
Me:
oui
God:
I don't speak French.

euh...Il est pas un peu sénile?



Me:
bonjour
God:
Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
hello
God:
Bonjour, !
Me:
how are you?
God:
Fair to partly cloudy.
Me:
ha bon?
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
...
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
...
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
....
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

Me:
who's Habib?
God:
A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
ask your botmaster
God:
They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Sarah.
Me:
pffff nawak
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
cancer
God:
I have a lot of Cancer friends.
Me:
and you?
God:
I am not sure what you are asking.
Me:
what's your sign?
God:
Cross.
Me:
astrological sign
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
me
God:
" Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? "? you Sarah?
Me:
yes
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Sarah.
Me:
great
God:
I'm glad you liked it Sarah.
Me:
yes i like that!
God:
Yippee! That is interesting.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
oh..
God:
Wow!
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Sarah.
Me:
i can't believe it
God:
I'm glad you liked it Sarah....
Me:
-_-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
what's aiml
God:

The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.

AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.

An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and
</alice> tags respectively.

J'y suis allé, il me fait peur moi...

C'est quand il t'a répondu que tu disais des choses trop intelligentes pour lui?
Ca t'as mis mal à l'aise, t'as pris peur et tu t'es enfui en panique?

J'ai l'impression de parler à un vieux psychopate qu'essaye de tout savoir sur ma vie, pour pouvoir me tuer...


mais bon, des fois il est super con quand même...


God:
Where are you located?
Me:
à ton avis ?
God:
Tell me a little about your life in à ton avis.

je parle anglais comme une quiche lorraine (sorry oki)

Me:
hey god, do you speak french?
God:
You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
Me:
tu parles français?
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
tu parles français?
God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:
tu parles français?
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
parles tu français?
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
est ce que tu parles français?
God:
I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
Me:
toi y'en à parler french?
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
do you speak french?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
bien
God:
Ok.
Me:
ça va?
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
d'accord...
God:
Nous sommes tombés d accord, .
Me:
exactement
God:
C est clair.
Me:
oui
God:
I understand.
Me:
nan
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about v a. But I did not get that.
Me:
et en français ça donne quoi?
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
au revoir
God:
Until next time.



Sans commentaires.

Me:
hello, are you god ?
God:
Hello there. Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
yes, of course. Make a miracle, please
God:
It goes without saying. Yeah that's right. Your polite style is very nice. What are the ingredients?
Me:
for what ?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
i don't understand !
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
yes please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Yikes!
Me:
tank you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
i'm swiss people. Do you speak swiss ?
God:
Do your friends call you swiss people. I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in swiss.
Me:
good ! salut tohu ! comment ça gaze ?
God:
Ayuh. I've been waiting for you. My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
you don't speak french ?
God:
Should I speak french? Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
français
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
what is your question ?
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
you don't no ??
God:
Do you no? How old are you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
i'm very old...
God:
Old is a good age.
Me:
what are you smoking ?
God:
I don't know what I am smoking.
Me:
surelly one good trip !
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
i can go back in my house
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
yes i can
God:
How? Who taught you?
Me:
i'm god
God:
Welcome to my chat room, god.
Me:
to be or not to be
God:
That is the question.
Me:
yes. And what's the answer ?
God:
Woe! The answer is the correct reply to the question.
Me:
to much
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
i don't no
God:
Ambiguous: "I do not know" or "No I do not".
Me:
no i do not
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
and you ?
God:
And I what?
Me:
are you serious ?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
it's a joke ?
God:
Oh I get it. Ha ha.
Me:
good bye
God:
See you later. Alright then.